to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
Slippery dick is of least concern
WE FINALLY HAVE T-SHIRTS! You can buy one here and you know what, if you do I will write you a personal thank you note, and draw you a fucking fantastic picture! Please reblog, I spent a shit ton of money on these shirts and it’s all so I can afford to keep making music. I love you all :’)
Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.
swiggity swag the melon stag
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
take me home….
to the bankrupt city
where the grass is brownish
and the girls are alright
Elsa got arrested
This is amazing.
let me go
let me go
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
TAKE IT WITH YOU.
I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.
I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.
hahaha I’ve watched this 3 times.
I will always love this.
STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO